Писаю мені на ноги

So, it's 5am and I'm sitting out in the garden. It's raining a little bit. My feet are cold,

but I'm in a piss really, really badly. So maybe that will heat them up. You never know

your luck. Oh yeah, oh that's us.

That's nice and warm.

I'm really good about getting a piss done in the morning. It makes you feel so relaxed.